i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
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Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
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We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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