the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
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Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
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LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Dicks are not precious.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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