I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
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you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
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Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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