Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
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Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
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I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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