Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
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idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
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A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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