Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
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the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
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Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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