my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
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Is it penis luge time yet?
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
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seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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