Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
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I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
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Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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