He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
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Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
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I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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