so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
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Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
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He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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