I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
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margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
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Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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