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do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
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You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
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I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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