So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
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How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
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I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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