your room smells of hookers.
And success
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
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They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
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I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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