he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Are my feet made of real feet?
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Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
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I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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