super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
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