why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
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he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
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I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
not ubering you a puppy
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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