help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
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I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
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You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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