fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
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Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
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I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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