i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
Your message has been received by an unknown user. Picture verification required.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Randomize