I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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