Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
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white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
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Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Found your dick twin last night
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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