All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
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Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
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apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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