google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
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What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
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You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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