Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
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Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
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I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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