were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
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Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
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He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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