You made me cry and you don't even care
I want to stick my p in your. b.
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
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i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
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just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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