i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
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For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
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I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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