dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
tell me about the fingering
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