you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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