I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
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Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
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I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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