You made me cry and you don't even care
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
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I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
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You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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