sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
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i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
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did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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