So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
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Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
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"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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