She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
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He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
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I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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