is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
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Found your dick twin last night
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
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I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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