Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
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He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
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Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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