I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
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Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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