I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
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eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
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Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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