Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
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Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
it's like heaven, but drunker
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
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Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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