Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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