hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
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It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
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Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I think my moral compass just broke
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