he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
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What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
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Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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