there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
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she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
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Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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