morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
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I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
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well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
These tits shall not be calmed
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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