At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
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Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
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I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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