Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
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I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
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Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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