No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
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By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
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Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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