I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
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You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
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I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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