my mouth tastes like poor choices
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
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im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
i think i scared a bird with my dick
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
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I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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